Note to well-meaning girl at the Aveda Institute who cut my hair yesterday:
This is a Halle Berry haircut.
This is a pixie haircut.
Please note how irrevocable the pixie choice is when your customer asked for a Halle Berry. Now the money I saved by going to a student needs to be spent on a cute hat.
You could've ended up far worse - with a little number comedian Maria Bamford used to call "The Angry Lesbian" - only $6.95 at your local GreatClips.
I discovered this style when my GreatClips stylist insisted I had a cowlick. "No, I don't!" I protested. "Yes, you DO!"...as she happily snipped off 1" length of lock. And kept going. I was too young and stupid to escape.
My roommate winced when I got home. It is shorter than the haircut you desired; much shorter.
And it is much shorter than the Pixie.
You see scalp, and are glad when warm weather arrives.
Another tip for those who frequent chopshops - if your stylist *and* the receptionist are red-eyed, bleary, barely coherent, giggly...and smell strongly of hemp...leave!
(Yes, this did happen at a now-long-defunct Uptown location...by then I had the sense to turn and RUN AWAY) -- Kay Kirscht
5 comments:
Ouch. My advice: find a stylist who serves you well, pay him or her well and keep the love rollin'. Hair can be, uh, hairy.
Ah!!! Com'on!!! We need a picture of the said haircut. (Sans the hat!!!)
... or a lot of hair product ... (You can stiffen those strands into a perky little salute)
Your haircut, even though it's not what you wanted, it totally adorable.
For all Cooper's friends and fans reading this: don't let her escape under a hat; she's just too cute.
You could've ended up far worse - with a little number comedian Maria Bamford used to call "The Angry Lesbian" - only $6.95 at your local GreatClips.
I discovered this style when my GreatClips stylist insisted I had a cowlick. "No, I don't!" I protested.
"Yes, you DO!"...as she happily snipped off 1" length of lock. And kept going. I was too young and stupid to escape.
My roommate winced when I got home.
It is shorter than the haircut you desired; much shorter.
And it is much shorter than the Pixie.
You see scalp, and are glad when warm weather arrives.
Another tip for those who frequent chopshops - if your stylist *and* the receptionist are red-eyed, bleary, barely coherent, giggly...and smell strongly of hemp...leave!
(Yes, this did happen at a now-long-defunct Uptown location...by then I had the sense to turn and RUN AWAY) -- Kay Kirscht
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